5. Merman (giraffe) will have a love confession. Imagine, a giraffe in love! with another specie.. how would their offspring be like? something from spore?! hahahaha.
4. Alex (the lion) loves the zebra.. all zebras (coz he cant set them apart!. hahahha).. im sure their gay or something, even though they do not explicitly show it. i mean sure, they can be best friends... but wouldnt it be cuter if they have this big gay interspecie wedding?
3. King Julian (the midget ... dunno what animal was he) gets to perform a miracle! (almost) but it was worth seeing coz its connected to #5.
2. Grandma VS ALEX part 2. remember grandma? the mean girl from the subway when alex and the gang escaped from the zoo... "bad kitty!" grandma shows some kick-ass moves on the sequel.
1. THE PENGUINS. the amazing lovable penguins deserve their own movie. their the best birds ever caught on tape and their extremely lovable. you'll really love them..
cute and cuddly.. remember cute and cuddly! hahahha!
Monday, November 17, 2008
Monday, November 10, 2008
Semester Resolutions
Kung may new year's resolutions, syempre pwede ring magkaroon ng new sem resolutions. :D Dahil nagsisimula na ang isang bagong sem, isang bagong kalbaryo, isang bagong ... impyerno.. (grabeh, ang negative a).. at isang bagong opportunity para magpataas ng grades, heto ang aking (na pwede niyo ring kopyahing) semester resolutions:
1. HINDING HINDING HINDI NA AKO MALALATE ULET... except yung kanina, at yung last friday at yung bukas siguro. hahaha. 2 araw pa lang ang classes, late na ako sa 3 sa aking mga klase. ganun ako katamad. di kasi ako naniniwala sa going to school early, mas gusto ko yung on time. malas lang nga nila, mukhang delayed yung time zone ko. hahaha.
2. MAKIKINIG NA AKO SA LECTURES, kahit pa man iupload ni sir ang powerpoints, kahit na may pdf naman na copy sa groups, kahit pa man may notes naman ang sitmate ko. makikinig na ako, kahit nakakatamad at alam kong mahirap na mahirap.
3. MAGNONOTES NA DIN AKO. kahit pangit ang handwriting ko at tamad talaga ako magsulat. kahit na mahirap intindihin ang handwriting ng profs ko. kahit pa kulit kulitin ako ng katabi ko. magnonotes ako. period.
4. DI KO NA SUSULITIN ANG 6 ABSENCES PER SEM. kahit na minsan tinatamad talaga akong pumasok, tulad ngayon.. umuulan kasi. kahit na bagyuhin man ako. kahit na wala pa akong tulog. papasok ako, kahit na 5 minutes na lang.. dismissal na.
5. MAGAARAL NA AKO AT LEAST 3 days bago ang exam at hindi 3 hours o 3 minutes. kasi masarap man maging bangag, hindi siya nakakatulong sa pagsisiksik ng mga exams, MEs, MPs at marathon ng dvd sa iilang gabi.
6. last but not the least... MAGTITIPID na ako. di na ako magfafastfood every day.. baka 2x a week na lang, kasi magastos.. di na din ako maggrogrocery kung hindi kailangan at hinding hindi na ako magmamall na walang purpose.. kahit afford pa.
ayan ang 6 na resolutions ko. sana lang matupad ko ang mga to! :D go go go! AJA!
1. HINDING HINDING HINDI NA AKO MALALATE ULET... except yung kanina, at yung last friday at yung bukas siguro. hahaha. 2 araw pa lang ang classes, late na ako sa 3 sa aking mga klase. ganun ako katamad. di kasi ako naniniwala sa going to school early, mas gusto ko yung on time. malas lang nga nila, mukhang delayed yung time zone ko. hahaha.
2. MAKIKINIG NA AKO SA LECTURES, kahit pa man iupload ni sir ang powerpoints, kahit na may pdf naman na copy sa groups, kahit pa man may notes naman ang sitmate ko. makikinig na ako, kahit nakakatamad at alam kong mahirap na mahirap.
3. MAGNONOTES NA DIN AKO. kahit pangit ang handwriting ko at tamad talaga ako magsulat. kahit na mahirap intindihin ang handwriting ng profs ko. kahit pa kulit kulitin ako ng katabi ko. magnonotes ako. period.
4. DI KO NA SUSULITIN ANG 6 ABSENCES PER SEM. kahit na minsan tinatamad talaga akong pumasok, tulad ngayon.. umuulan kasi. kahit na bagyuhin man ako. kahit na wala pa akong tulog. papasok ako, kahit na 5 minutes na lang.. dismissal na.
5. MAGAARAL NA AKO AT LEAST 3 days bago ang exam at hindi 3 hours o 3 minutes. kasi masarap man maging bangag, hindi siya nakakatulong sa pagsisiksik ng mga exams, MEs, MPs at marathon ng dvd sa iilang gabi.
6. last but not the least... MAGTITIPID na ako. di na ako magfafastfood every day.. baka 2x a week na lang, kasi magastos.. di na din ako maggrogrocery kung hindi kailangan at hinding hindi na ako magmamall na walang purpose.. kahit afford pa.
ayan ang 6 na resolutions ko. sana lang matupad ko ang mga to! :D go go go! AJA!
Friday, November 7, 2008
enrolment moments
dahil enrolled na ako. ehem ehem. ENROLLED NA AKO. heto ang ilang nakakaaliw na mga pangyayaring nawitness ko habang nagenrol:
1. PILA TO DA MAX! wala na atang tatalo sa unibersidad ng pilahan. kahit umikot-ikot na at pumulupulupot na ang pila sa palibot ng building, go pa din! kahit bumabagyo, umuulan, humangin man, di aalis sa pwesto. kahit sobrang init na talaga ng araw at walang dalang mga payong, magtitiis.. ilang oras.. ilang araw. o pila, kailan ka ba iikli?
2. Pila Moment: Religious si kuya! Nung nagpipila ako for tuition kanina, napansin kong nagrorosary yung lalake sa may harapan ng pila namin. Aba naman! kailangan na ng divine intervention sa pilahan ngayon... di na kaya ng human powers sa sobrang haba.
3. Pila Moment (ulet): Senior Citizen Services. Mahaba-haba na yung pila para sa dorm at miscellaneous nung sumingit si lola (mga 70 yrs na siguro). iniabot ang babayaran at isang libo. nung una, kulang ng 100.. tapos peke daw yung 1000.. kawawa naman si lola. second floor pa naman yun -- effort din umakyat ha!
4. Prerog Moment: sa isang dakilang GE (clue: Precious MSt), grabeh ang pila. pero mas matindi pa dun ang multitasking na ginagawa ng mga manong guard. kasama na sa trabaho nila ang: pagtanggap ng form5a para makapagprerog, kumuha ng mga pangalan ng nauna sa pila, magcontrol ng pila para sa prerog at sagutin ang lahat ng tanong tungkol sa enrolment kahit hindi naman sila registration assistants. O di ba, dapat pala me RA benefits na din sina kuya!
At yun na lang muna para sa ngayon. me binabasa pa kasi ako e. sige sige! Salamat sa pagsubaybay! Hanggang sa muli! Paalam!
(insert kiddie show ending song here)
1. PILA TO DA MAX! wala na atang tatalo sa unibersidad ng pilahan. kahit umikot-ikot na at pumulupulupot na ang pila sa palibot ng building, go pa din! kahit bumabagyo, umuulan, humangin man, di aalis sa pwesto. kahit sobrang init na talaga ng araw at walang dalang mga payong, magtitiis.. ilang oras.. ilang araw. o pila, kailan ka ba iikli?
2. Pila Moment: Religious si kuya! Nung nagpipila ako for tuition kanina, napansin kong nagrorosary yung lalake sa may harapan ng pila namin. Aba naman! kailangan na ng divine intervention sa pilahan ngayon... di na kaya ng human powers sa sobrang haba.
3. Pila Moment (ulet): Senior Citizen Services. Mahaba-haba na yung pila para sa dorm at miscellaneous nung sumingit si lola (mga 70 yrs na siguro). iniabot ang babayaran at isang libo. nung una, kulang ng 100.. tapos peke daw yung 1000.. kawawa naman si lola. second floor pa naman yun -- effort din umakyat ha!
4. Prerog Moment: sa isang dakilang GE (clue: Precious MSt), grabeh ang pila. pero mas matindi pa dun ang multitasking na ginagawa ng mga manong guard. kasama na sa trabaho nila ang: pagtanggap ng form5a para makapagprerog, kumuha ng mga pangalan ng nauna sa pila, magcontrol ng pila para sa prerog at sagutin ang lahat ng tanong tungkol sa enrolment kahit hindi naman sila registration assistants. O di ba, dapat pala me RA benefits na din sina kuya!
At yun na lang muna para sa ngayon. me binabasa pa kasi ako e. sige sige! Salamat sa pagsubaybay! Hanggang sa muli! Paalam!
(insert kiddie show ending song here)
Monday, November 3, 2008
three thoughts to live by..
we love.
human beings are amazing. we love in spite of imperfections. we love even though it might not be returned. we love even if it's impossible. we like the idea of loving so much, divorce is legal in a lot of countries and monogamy is synonymous to boring marriage. we believe in the idea of love even though nobody can define it, but anybody can prove its existence. we love even though we get hurt in the process. we love because the pain balances the happiness. we love because we're masochists.
we learn.
we learn, after loving, that there is more to life. we yearn for knowledge, experience and skill even though we do not know specifically what those are for. we want to know what's beyond as if it is our life's purpose. we learn because we are capable of learning. we love because we are capable of loving. we learn to love and we love to learn.
we live.
we always try to define life. we say we are living if we have the necessary social interactions, riches, experiences, knowledge, and activities to be considered living -- if we have something worth living for. what if we weren't meant to have something, should we cease to live at all?
we love. we learn. we live.
we learn to love and in the process, we hope to live.
human beings are amazing. we love in spite of imperfections. we love even though it might not be returned. we love even if it's impossible. we like the idea of loving so much, divorce is legal in a lot of countries and monogamy is synonymous to boring marriage. we believe in the idea of love even though nobody can define it, but anybody can prove its existence. we love even though we get hurt in the process. we love because the pain balances the happiness. we love because we're masochists.
we learn.
we learn, after loving, that there is more to life. we yearn for knowledge, experience and skill even though we do not know specifically what those are for. we want to know what's beyond as if it is our life's purpose. we learn because we are capable of learning. we love because we are capable of loving. we learn to love and we love to learn.
we live.
we always try to define life. we say we are living if we have the necessary social interactions, riches, experiences, knowledge, and activities to be considered living -- if we have something worth living for. what if we weren't meant to have something, should we cease to live at all?
we love. we learn. we live.
we learn to love and in the process, we hope to live.
Saturday, November 1, 2008
resurrected: interview with a suicidal
warning: high school ko pa ata to ginawa kaya pasensyahan sa malalang grammar. oo, malala pa rin grammar ko ngayon.. pero promise. mas malala to. anyway. ang importante naman e: to get the thoughts across.. whatever that means. kaya heto ang lumang blog entry ko na nais kong iresurrect dahil sa panahon ng patay at pagluluksa... (si * nga pala, ay si alter ego ko.. kung avid fan ka, baka maalala mo siya mula sa 1st entry ko dito)
interview with a suicidal.... bwahahahhaha
1. Do you want to die?
a. yup (nods head)
b. no (shakes head and starts a long sermon about the value of life)
*obviously yes! I wish to die.
2. Do you want to kill yourself?
a. yup (insert evil smile which would scare even the devil himself)
b. nopes (and pretend to have a halo and wings)
*nope, contrary to the idea that all suicidal geeks want to kill themselves, i ,for one, do not want to kill myself. I want my death to be caused or willed by another human being or creature because I still want fate to take it's course. though i'm not being angelic about this thing but if ever i want to die, i'd still want to have a chance to go up...
3. Do you feel that life is useless?
a. yup (cries "life is so useless" sob sob)
b. no
*.yup,main reason why i want to die...
4. Is there a purpose for your living?
a. nope.
b. yes. (the trees, the grass, the sky, the people, everything is worth living for)
*haha. i dont know if there's a purpose for my existence... i seem to not know a lot of things..
5. Are you living for one person?
a. yup (because i love him/her)
b. nope. (i'm living for a million people, they need me!)
*i'll just comment on this one.. if you believe you are currently living for that one particular person. please for whoever's sake don't kill yourself. i have this freaking belief that if that someone is the sole reason why you want to kill yourself then kill him/her. life is great without them. bwahahahha! anyways, if you're heartbroken and that's the reason why you just want to kill yourself then i'll tell you one thing, the pain in killing yourself will not dull the pain in your heart. okie? even dead people hurt.
6. Do you love someone?
a. nope
b. yup
*i love people, things, life. i may be suicidal but i'm a suicidal with a twist. maybe i'm just simply neurotic..psychotic?
7. Do you have any knowledge about someone liking you?
a. nope
b. yup
*if ever you answered yes then you should not die even just for the happiness of that other person, because there is a tendency that other person would kill himself too and that would result to a murder/homicide.
8. do you cry on purpose due to overflowing emotion?
a. nope
b. yes
* i don't cry, i mean i don't cry on purpose or something. I cry due to my allergic rhinitis but due to people or certain events in life, i usually don't. i seem to be the kind of person who sits and stares and just let things happen.
9. do you dream a lot?
a. no
b. yes
*i love to dream and that is one reason why i don't want to kill myself... because... i love to fulfill those dreams... so why in the world do i still want to die? because i have this urge to know what's beyond.
10. do you still want to die?
a. yes
b.no
*i don't really know but maybe yes?
[ if you answered mostly a's then you are a certified suicidal person. if you answered mostly b's then life for you is happy. no need to die... okie?]
shiet.. ano kayang iniisip ko nun? grabeh.
interview with a suicidal.... bwahahahhaha
1. Do you want to die?
a. yup (nods head)
b. no (shakes head and starts a long sermon about the value of life)
*obviously yes! I wish to die.
2. Do you want to kill yourself?
a. yup (insert evil smile which would scare even the devil himself)
b. nopes (and pretend to have a halo and wings)
*nope, contrary to the idea that all suicidal geeks want to kill themselves, i ,for one, do not want to kill myself. I want my death to be caused or willed by another human being or creature because I still want fate to take it's course. though i'm not being angelic about this thing but if ever i want to die, i'd still want to have a chance to go up...
3. Do you feel that life is useless?
a. yup (cries "life is so useless" sob sob)
b. no
*.yup,main reason why i want to die...
4. Is there a purpose for your living?
a. nope.
b. yes. (the trees, the grass, the sky, the people, everything is worth living for)
*haha. i dont know if there's a purpose for my existence... i seem to not know a lot of things..
5. Are you living for one person?
a. yup (because i love him/her)
b. nope. (i'm living for a million people, they need me!)
*i'll just comment on this one.. if you believe you are currently living for that one particular person. please for whoever's sake don't kill yourself. i have this freaking belief that if that someone is the sole reason why you want to kill yourself then kill him/her. life is great without them. bwahahahha! anyways, if you're heartbroken and that's the reason why you just want to kill yourself then i'll tell you one thing, the pain in killing yourself will not dull the pain in your heart. okie? even dead people hurt.
6. Do you love someone?
a. nope
b. yup
*i love people, things, life. i may be suicidal but i'm a suicidal with a twist. maybe i'm just simply neurotic..psychotic?
7. Do you have any knowledge about someone liking you?
a. nope
b. yup
*if ever you answered yes then you should not die even just for the happiness of that other person, because there is a tendency that other person would kill himself too and that would result to a murder/homicide.
8. do you cry on purpose due to overflowing emotion?
a. nope
b. yes
* i don't cry, i mean i don't cry on purpose or something. I cry due to my allergic rhinitis but due to people or certain events in life, i usually don't. i seem to be the kind of person who sits and stares and just let things happen.
9. do you dream a lot?
a. no
b. yes
*i love to dream and that is one reason why i don't want to kill myself... because... i love to fulfill those dreams... so why in the world do i still want to die? because i have this urge to know what's beyond.
10. do you still want to die?
a. yes
b.no
*i don't really know but maybe yes?
[ if you answered mostly a's then you are a certified suicidal person. if you answered mostly b's then life for you is happy. no need to die... okie?]
shiet.. ano kayang iniisip ko nun? grabeh.
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