ten things i wanna do before i die...

happy halloween!!! bwahahahhaa..

since it's the season to be spooky, i dedicate this list to all the dead and soon-to-be-dead out there. and if you think you are neither of the aforementioned... think again... you just might be dead tomorrow! (bwahahahha!) today's list is all about: my top ten last wishes before i die. (yup, even in death.. i still think about myself. hehehe)

10. to jump from an airplane... and land gracefully without injuries. i'd love to experience the exhilirating falling motion --literal falling that is... because the figurative falling seems to be not within my future.

9. to eat an ostrich egg.. i know it sounds weird but i'd just want to try it for .. i dunno.. trying? an ostrich egg must be big and since i love omelettes, i'm sure it makes one great big omelette with stuffed ham and cheese. yum!

8. to kill a mockingbird.. nopes. just joking but i'd love to read that (i havent. it's too classic.. hehe). anyway, to learn how to read japanese. i'm not really big on the speaking and writing (because i bet it's soo hard to learn those) but if i could read japanese then i would be able to watch anime and read mangas hot off the press.. without the need for subtitles or scanlations.. :D

7. to learn how to drive.. i know i'm old enough to vote, get married, kill then go to jail (grown-up jail not juvenile), drink and buy liquor but i don't know how to drive. i do not plan to own a car because im destined to be a pedestrian or commuter but id still love to have a driver's license.. it's one step in proving you're independent enough to move around.. hehe..

6. to graduate from college. because what's the use of suffering right now if i don't get to finish it. hell, i'd trade my soul to graduate decently. hahaha. (just joking satan, you might be reading this. hehe). anyway, but i seriously want to graduate with flying colors.. dont we all?

5. to make a movie that a million people will pay to watch.. an animated movie would be great. i have these plots and storylines in my head that roam around when im spacing out. i can actually imagine scenes and characters sometimes when im daydreaming.. and i have the biggest tendency to talk to myself when creating said plots and storyline.. (and people tend to look at me weirdly every time)

4. to be a psychologist or psychiatrist or a DJ.. ehhehe.. i know the DJ part is so out of line.. but the thing about those three jobs is that they all give advices that people actually listen to. ow yeah, a bartender too but my hand-eye coordination is nonexistent so i think being a bartender is a big no no.. and yeah,i dont drink also.. anyway, i'd love to give advices because it's actually nice to listen to people's stories, it's like reading a book that's just much more realistic. and having the chance to change a little bit of the storyline or the plot is one of my biggest dreams. hehe. (read #5, i daydream a lot about those)

3. to learn how to swim.. i know, i know.. i dunno how to drive, swim and ride a bike.. what planet am i from?!?! i just happen to be from the boring-childhood-planet.. i stayed inside the house most of the time, watching tv, playing computer games and sleeping. the grade consciousness was instilled to me at a very young age that academics takes up 99.9% of my life.. so.. i dont go near the water even when im at the beach or pool, because i dunno how to swim and i can predict that i'll drown anyway.

2. to play the piano.. beautifully.. i mean anyone can play the piano but only a few gifted ones have the talent. i'm not asking for the talent or the skill.. just one song that i would be able to play whenever i want to let loose or something. im not musically inclined so.. musical instruments totally hate me. but id still want to learn to play something someday.. for sentimental reasons. (sniff.. sniff)

1. to say goodbye. i know, it's weird.. but i dont wanna die so abruptly. i even want a staged funeral so that i could hear all their eulogies and thank them after for that. hahahah. i have already thought about it, they'd start of the funeral with the songs, jazz songs then they'd give their speeches.. then they'd play the audio video presentation that i made right before i died about my life.. i'd thank a lot of people who helped me and etc etc. a very very dramatic background music would be playing. and then when the av presentations about to end, i sit up from my coffin and thank them personally... bwaahahahhah!

anyway. that's it for my death. happy halloween!